seepeezy32
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HotAsTits
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ah, young love…
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
GetHardOrGoHome
Chardon, United States
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
coballan55 0
is she hot?
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Comments (308)
porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
Shootamonkey3 0
Is she Miss Piggy from The Muppets?
nahbayccb 0
bulldozer??
klmay34 0
what's YDI?
kissyxoxo 0
You deserve it.
pimplayer 0
left or right hand? I have to know before shaking you're hand.
manMadeFAIL 7
haha ballz to u
Bad_Boy1321 0
your new aren't you XD
xGraycloud 4
158, win x)
sloaan 0
Hahaha I laughed too but I felt my conscience kicking at me from the inside. This is saaad!
angel2293 0
hahaha datz funny
alpineodin 0
I see it as " you did it yourself"
fmllover8 3
ha I used to think it meant "you da idiot" (:
ladii_line_em_up 5
IKR just RAUNCHYY!!!!!!!
musicbunny 1
he doesnt frikin deserve it.
killerweakness 0
He must be a loser
CaramelMacchiato 13
268 - yes he does ????????
coballan55 0
is she hot?
Jake2408 0
And was it good?
yuggi1 11
35, I doubt it was good, depending on the material the sock was made. I really doubt they make satin sock puppets out there (or something smoother). That's why it's safe to guess OP's manhood is all scratched out and inflamed.
purple_zebras_ 0
haha inflamed manhood
Shootamonkey3 0
Imagine if the sock were silk :)))))))))
docscientist 10
Yes, but does she swallow?
Aerious 0
This is pathetic..
Po1ntBlank 0
181 agreed
Zoydude 0
but hilarious
mills97 0
haha silky smooth sex
savannadavis 0
hahaha!(: you made me laugh!
savannadavis 0
your mom is pathetic(:
Blondefreckles13 0
Ditch the sockpuppet!! I'd take it any style!
newjerseyguy 0
oh is that right?
auzzrage 1
I wanna know you :)
MmmBabycakes 0
kinky
Alexxcunningham 0
#68 is hella hot
emodude44 0
I already like you.
xMrAndyTranx 4
dayum!!! #68
TheNewGuy03 29
first impressions are a BEAST. |the kid|
lovexbox 8
For all we know #3 could really be a guy lol :) but yeah that's kinky
sherivengeance 3
best reply #3!
newjerseyguy 0
i definitely want to get to know you
TomPusslicker 21
why ditch the sockpuppet, make it a 3 way.
mywinterprincess 3
Nice. :)
ladii_line_em_up 5
lol shit ikr!!!! he can **** me first i lyk it doggie style!!!!!!
ondaedge 3
Name the time and place
Kefka91 15
hahaha wow. ydi dude
MrBond007_fml 6
yes he dose but the poor puppet dose not. she should be the one writing an fml. f the puppets life!
Lucidium 0
noone? GTFO.
Froz3narr0w 0
Today, I was just sitting on a desk, minding my own business, when my owner picked me up and started f*cking me. FML.
josephhhhhh 0
lol
ddawgg5523 0
hahahahahahahahahallolololololmaoroflFUCKYOU!!!!!
newjerseyguy 0
and you sir are a tool for posting this!
THEMTCHELL 0
lol wtf you consider um the sock puppet your girlfriend?
Kumar191 0
So sad isn't it?
marvalisa 8
I don't think I get it.. =
runninbrotha 0
he lonely so he's doing his sock puppet
BWill9014 4
he's having sex with a sock that he considers his girl friend
Edokun 0
to make it even more clear, he is using his sock to ********** (wank)
swagaswag 0
haha someone is a natural blonde.
Ronniieeambrose 0
hahaha lawl:)
anna1928 4
62 that is true lol
Chunkylover76 4
Marvalisa, you don't get it cause your Duckface is causing you body to starve your brain of oxygen! Try reading this without horribly screwing up your face and I'm sure you'll get it right away!!
dayummalyssa 0
-_-
udeserveditbro69 0
Stupid bitch.
marinus_fml 20
You rapist. I highly doubt your girlfriend gave concent!
mickiej90 0
bahaha I highly doubt the girlfriend or 'sock' would agree to it
bella789 8
hahaha, we'll never know if she likes it.. it's not rape if u like it(;
Gnarlltrugg 0
... really? really? I am disappoint.
nokel11 7
I'm more disappointed at your word tense.
SillyEars 0
I'm disappointed at your lack of clothing.
auzzrage 1
I'm not
iluvu2death 0
Hahahahhaahhaaa u guys are too funny
auzzrage 1
keev join the party
haileybyrd 4
why is everyone half naked?
lakeybalboa 0
I am disappoint that you didn't know he wrote disappoint on purpose.
jewban 3
shiny shoulder is shiny
disneydork96 0
55 haha nice
Schalmer 0
... and I am Error.
bobbillee 0
this is too funny.
thebatman648 0
^this conversation is hilarious
stayawakee 0
And you wonder why you don't have an actual girlfriend.