seepeezy32
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HotAsTits
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ah, young love…
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
GetHardOrGoHome
Chardon, United States
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
coballan55 0
is she hot?
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Comments (308)
Radek18 0
is this like your way of venting to just openly admit this online? hey whatever floats your boat just know you will always be a looser unless you at least get a flashlight or something :) then you'll be a looser still but a bit more prestige than a sock puppet
blcarter81 0
and with each thrust the elastic in his 'girlfriend' will also become "looser".
whatup360 1
looser is Spelt loser, loser
Radek18 0
a great docbastard once said grammar and spelling is irrelevant on the Internet so....fck off!
summerkingsley 0
Speaking of losers, cute capital S in the middle of a sentence, whatup360.
hghiPigh 0
whatup you dumb f**k
Alexxcunningham 0
#44 no he meant loose with "er" at the end. he spelt it right. newfag.
sierraquadstr 3
why don't I ever see good looking chicks like you down here?
fAiRyMaN3 0
it's called flEshlight dumbass
IHeartJimi02 0
That's just sad OP. Find a real girl. You'll have more fun.
msw24 5
Can anyone tell me what OP means?! I simply can't figure it out.
fearthereaper79 0
well at least you don't have to worry about her cheating on you.
BWill9014 4
OH... fine OP make the sock your girl friend and don't even aknowledge your hand as a prostitute at least... what a bastard you are
gdrumz 0
WTF
Spongii101 12
His best friend could have sex with the sock too...
bearsgoroar 0
it's an Internet thing. SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.
blcarter81 0
I'm disappoint in your wording.... lol!
NitroTonicsFML 4
lol what
auzzrage 1
I laughed so hard
Robotata 6
Sad. FYL