Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.
xoxo_emma 10
Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.
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Comments (65)
keifman7 17
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Ouch. Just try to spend time in our house or somewhere she wouldn't stalk you
xxXadza58Xxx 12
Live your life differently because of a crazy women ?
Exodiafinder687 58
"Our house?" Are you secretly stalking OPs from this website and living in their houses again? I thought after that last standoff with the SWAT team you had learned your lesson.
howard007 18
Clearly he is their second stalker :p
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh drug her, drive her to a swamp, and feed her body to alligators. Problem solved.
pooldude 24
oh how easy you make it seem.!
Dreamsorrow93 24
Experiance my friend.
Exodiafinder687 58
But then he still has to silence the alligators. So he's got to drug those alligators and take them to another swamp to feed them to more alligators and then it all starts all over again. Murder is a slippery slope to mass alligator cannibalism.
MrSassypants 34
#13 but it's the only logical solution. It must be done again, and again, and again.
conman531 23
If the person is drugged, won't that drug the alligators?
HereNReady 13
Are you his ex-wife?
ligerzero459 24
Yes, #2, tis the only way
xoxo_emma 10
Keep on trying for that restraining order. Hopefully you can get it.
badgercheese94 16
Dammit Tammy!
miianah1 22
I thought of the exact same show when I read this. I think season 7 is starting on the 13th.
KayDee29 31
I immediately thought of Ron as well.
19990231 29
Try to get some proof, or testimony from your ex girlfriend, that would make the judge reconsider.
foxwasalamb 24
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and then if it passes, maybe you and your ex can get back together!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
16 meant ex girlfriend not ex wife.. and I agree.. if ur ex wife was the cause of your previous break up then your ex girlfriend must still want you op. and like 6 said if u can get enough people to testify against your ex wife then you will get a restraining order. be proactive!
stupidface15 16
try a hot air balloon; she will never find you if youre in the sky
XQuartzX 15
she will just shoot them down.
Jasim 17
Have you talked to her? She sounds horrible or still in love with you.
laden_swallow09 35
There is no reasoning with crazy.
agormley 11
Sorry to hear that OP. In a way it's for the best, someday you'll find someone who'll stay with you no matter, even a crazy exwife!
JohnSapp 17
Hire a hit man
teamnikster 9
Different judge? Different lawyer? Move? Restraining order for your spouses? As she's evidently not stalking you, they can't get it against you. But if there's evidence she's stalking your spouses, it's more likely that you'll get a restraining order that way. I'm sorry you have to go through that.