Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Her house, her rules.
RinnieRiot 9
At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.
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Comments (50)
schwancy 2
Her house, her rules.
summersizzle 0
well this is the perfect opportunity to speed things up without getting in trouble for it.
auzzrage 1
shoulda taken up the opportunity and took off yours to
pimplayer 0
when can I come over your place? **** it let's have a party !
BloodyHeel 8
Pants off Friday.
runninbrotha 0
haha.... you r in her house though...
coballan55 0
listen there's nothing wrong with that... ydi for not joining in the fun
RinnieRiot 9
At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.
BWill9014 4
You have nice eyes... and I mean that in a none random black guy stalker kinda way
davidjr_saldana 0
or she was commando
vaguenotvogue 13
I'm from the UK, and 'pants' here means underwear. This FML seemed worse from my perspective..
newjerseyguy 0
lol she wants to see your mans dick
mandasdrey 0
your mom rocks.! consider it as a favor!
sourgirl101 29
I bet he'll be at your house more often.
THEMTCHELL 0
pants are always optional.
lovexbox 8
exactly ^^
enoughgrace 4
That's correct. Seem's like you were the odd girl out for having them on. Your name is "thanksmom" so I'm assuming it all worked out in your favor.
nebula748 14
inb4 threesome
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Lol at least you have a fun loving mother and not one that is serious all the time!!