seepeezy32
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HotAsTits
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ah, young love…
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
GetHardOrGoHome
Chardon, United States
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
coballan55 0
is she hot?
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Comments (308)
kjhockeybeast 0
umm wow... u have no life
ALBATROSS9080 0
everyone masterbates, no big deal
StandardInsanity 1
But how many guys need a prop (aka sock puppet) to rub one out?
awesomesauce8 0
there are so many upsides to your girlfriend being a sock puppet.
vomitknife 0
Does your girlfriend have her own place or does she have to live with the other socks and suffer the ridicule they heap upon her for dating outside her ethnic group?
tiffie29 5
Well atleast she can't complain about all the lil dirty things you do to her
RedPillSucks 33
What's your girlfriends race have to do with anything? You know what they say; Once you go 'sock', you never go .., erm, bock.
katy513 0
i laughed my ass off when i read this. why would tell the world? unless of course it's a lie.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's relatively anonymous...
jeremy88_fml 0
who finished first?
haj_fml 4
did you stare lovingly into her googly eyes?
Quagmire69 5
Those sock puppets are total *****. I hope that you don't catch anything nasty from them.