seepeezy32
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HotAsTits
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ah, young love…
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
GetHardOrGoHome
Chardon, United States
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
coballan55 0
is she hot?
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Comments (308)
musicislife1613 0
what the ****? lmao. I feel bad for the sock puppet.
rattusrattus 19
Kinky. The mental image comes complete with googly eyes and yarn hair.
truthinlies 1
then stop screwing your sock and go get a pair of skis
GawZ 0
and how do you screw a ski?
jcap113 4
so u put a sock on ur penis nd then jacked it...interesting....ps ydi
sephoraprincess 7
dude that's not right
juggaletteninja 0
is she like the kermit the frog sock puppets we used to make in second grade?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That is seriously disturbing and pathetic. You're having sex with a sock puppet? I don't think a kid hitting puberty would find that appealing. That's just...YDI
cheese12 0
hahaha nice
lizzieislovely 11
It's definatly worse that you consider a sock puppet your girlfriend than the part where you actually NEED a sock puppet because you don't have a girlfriend... Oh dear, oh dear OP...
pradagirl123 0
why would you post this for everyone to see??? this will not get you a real girlfriend...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Considering no one really knows who OP is, I think they're pretty safe.