Today, my possibly soon-to-be ex-husband assaulted his sister because she said that our adoptive kids weren't really ours. Because of the pending criminal charges, we may have the adoption revoked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my step-kids and left my abusive husband. I've just been informed that I'm being accused of kidnapping. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my wife of 9 years told me she wants a divorce all because I refuse to legally adopt her kids. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
Today, my pathetic wannabe influencer sister would not stop recording my kids, even though they and I told her not to. I finally snapped and smashed her phone and now she's threatening to press charges, and our parents are on her side. My kids are scared that they're going to be taken away from me. FML
Today, I asked my foster parents to adopt me. They said no because my dad's getting out of prison soon. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Assault aside, I side with your husband. She had no right to say such evil things.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm adopted and this hits badly. I'd vote not guilty under fighting words doctrine.
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MidnaLink 35
Assault aside, I side with your husband. She had no right to say such evil things.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm adopted and this hits badly. I'd vote not guilty under fighting words doctrine.