Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
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marinus_fml 20
It doesn't matter what others think. At least you're doing something about it. Keep up the woodwork.
crzyry 6
You lost 34 pounds, that is good for you. So why are you worried about some retard who doesn't even know you talking down to you. They said it from a car window so that shows they have no backbone. If I were you I'd keep working on you and develop a "kiss my ass" attitude to anyone who gets in your way. JMHO
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Comments (84)
DaveOnDope 4
KILL THEM, by losing the weight.
Jonkbaby 23
uh. wth does that mean? get a liposucktion then mail it to them with a bomb inside?
funktown 2
does the name say notafatlump?!? LOL. Good for u, OP.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
34 lbs from 500lbs means you're still a fat piece of shit. Who cares what you eat, I eat what I want and I still have a bangin wife.
Timmy_Boy 17
51 you also don't use a real display pic, opting to use a cartoon instead, which probably means you ain't that great yourself
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
my profile pic is me, I wouldn't expect a fire to understand.
pandemic_fml 0
63: Win.
KayleighRenee 0
there's so many freaking assholes in this world.
enoughgrace 4
I think it's one per person, though I could be in the wrong...
jordy_lynne_985 0
73: win.
Mehness 0
69 - I know, right? It almost seems like there's one asshole for every person nowadays.
brianjman14 23
Hahahaha, nice one 63.
FMLisAddictive 0
^^^true
smileygirl13 0
Who thinks you are a waste of space and is doing your neighbor
Athlete21 3
oh how right u r
yake12 0
I kind of want to yell first just so the mods will make up a cool story for me :)
marinus_fml 20
It doesn't matter what others think. At least you're doing something about it. Keep up the woodwork.
marinus_fml 20
hahaha clearly I meant to say "good work."
therealdavid 0
Agreed number 3. One of my favorite sayings is: "What others think of you isn't any of your business, all that matters is what you think of yourself"
davidjr_saldana 0
disagree it becomes societies business when ppl become disgusting
OvenproofToast 0
I love Muse.
enoughgrace 4
no, keep up the woodwork! Sculpt your way to a new you!
mitchem 3
but she didn't become disgusting she was preventing it
taylorteagle4 0
Muse is amazing lol
sparc_fml 4
58 - well, first off, you're wrong and also an idiot. Second, seeing as you are clearly so offended by overweight people, why exactly would you choose to ruin the confidence they gain from actually losing said weight, thus making them infinitely more likely to just say 'screw it' and give up? I know plenty of people who want to exersice but don't because they don't want other people looking at them while they do it. Retards like you are why that is so. I've never had such issues - I've always had a slow metabolism, causing me to put a bit of weight on during high school. Exersice and healthy eating took care of that but during the course of this some people would go out of their way to laugh at me. Thankfully the opinions of idiots never mattered to me and 10 years later I asbolutely love running into the little retards who back then were all slim due to the normal fast metabolism of the young, only to see them fat and out of shape by their mid 20's.
Blue_Steel92 1
agree. keep doin you and forget everyone else
mitchem 3
he's the fat-guy strangler!!
mitchem 3
he's the fat-guy strangler!!
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, it's still really embarrassing though.
newzealand123 0
gutted haha
takeapieandrun 9
Take it as motivation to lose even more weight.
davey96 0
Or you could watch the biggest loser and feel good about yourself!
auzzrage 1
grab a crowbar show them what a fat lump can do
Jonkbaby 23
uh. this doesn't even make cents. >.<
crzyry 6
It also doesn't make dollars.
gabinel1 0
win^
bobbillee 0
so true. lil
crzyry 6
You lost 34 pounds, that is good for you. So why are you worried about some retard who doesn't even know you talking down to you. They said it from a car window so that shows they have no backbone. If I were you I'd keep working on you and develop a "kiss my ass" attitude to anyone who gets in your way. JMHO
auzzrage 1
yeah nice man
MzKylz 0
agreed
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
That reminds me of the movie "Sorority Boys" . That movie is funny haha but in any case, just keep at it you know you've lost weight and you're gonna look smokin hot soon ;)
HSOMGF 5
Meh, everybody in this country is obssessed with being thin. Anyone who is over 92 pounds is considered to be morbidly obese. Don't take what some spineless, drive-by wanker said seriously. Be proud of your accomplishment.
auzzrage 1
thumbs up :) u win
Jonkbaby 23
yeah if this was Utah- you'd probably get shot on the spot. crazy foreigners
wolfshadow 4
I must be MOREbidly obese then cause I'm 110
taylorteagle4 0
losing 34 pounds is an awesome achievement and no matter what people say I think you should be damn proud of it, I cant believe people would really say those kind of things... it's so insensitive
taylorteagle4 0
Exactly! When I go the gym with friends sometimes they will make comments about people there saying things like wow they should not be here in that outfit looking like that and I just tell them to shutup because at least they are taking the initiative to go to the gym! They don't go there for people to judge them.