Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
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Comments (81)
dammn 0
dont worry about it , shes only five .
morgan_5230 0
ahh, gotta love kids. except not really. haha. ah well, least she hugged you first!
babymanda 0
haha. damn. shit sucks. (:
eliz3 0
Why do people think this is adorable? The kid needs to be taught some manners...
catspew 0
#13, apparently you do, because there was one really similar to this a while ago.
limabean3 1
wow. gotta love the little kids haha
Amkii 0
LOL! Wut?! You should've kicked her in the face and said, "And you're a bitch. I'm never going home... in fact, I'm staying here forever to make your life a living hell. Have a great day!"
mikki_doodle 0
kids r such brats when their parent dont spank them and wash their mouths out with soap..thats how me and most of my friends were raise..we're all respectful to our elders!! wth is up with parents theses days oh yea ik..most r under the age of 18!!! dumb people should'nt be allowed to have kids! that goes for ugly people to..sorry side conversation..anyways, u should have slapped the little twirp
xNephilim 19
Oh yeah, your parents obviously did such a wonderful job raising you... You're being extremely disrespectful right now. Maybe your mom should wash your mouth with soap...
joyride 0
Kids really need to be taught manners.
SmexxiHunny 0
LMAO Well....kids jus say it like that...xD