Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
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Comments (81)
lunchmeat317 0
Hah...I was at a graduation party once and this little kid went up to the girl of the hour and said "are you pregnant?" It was priceless. Little kids FTW. (Now that I've posted this, some little kid is going to burn me really bad.)
yesbutnotyou 0
gotta love kids...?
peachy553 0
lol. you must be one fat mofo
TKEro 0
awwww *hugs* big people are Ace to hug lil kids are just shit
SW11 0
#11. hahaha. i know. i hate little kids. why would someone put YDI for this? this person can obviously not control the dumbshit's thoughts, actions or words.
24788 7
You can't win with kids.
GiannaxRevenge 0
WOW. YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT? These people have the nerve to say You Deserve It. WOW, don't listen to them. You are who you are; people do that to me all of the time and I have medical glandular problems and people say they're going to stuff twinkies in my locker. After I punched them in the face, I got suspended. But I agree with #58, you just can never win with kids.
Iwannabetreo 11
In danger of sounding childish: Haha, you're fat. YDI
MercenaryWubby 2
Stop being a bitch. You're gunna feel a lot different when you're all knocked up and feeling like a farm animal.
Iwannabetreo 11
Aww, sweetie.. Thats never going to happen. I'm sterile after having cervical cancer. =)
bbbshe5543 0
how cute
afarr 0
Time for someone to go bye bye