Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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wafflemonger 0
Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.
DamnGoodTimes 0
Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"
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Comments (96)
wafflemonger 0
Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.
nutbiscuit 0
agreed. Tell him that santa isn't real, or even better - tell him that santa hates him. I hate children like that, they always end up turning into brats and bullies at school.
matt5217 4
in soviet Russia, Santa is real!
Theatregeek788 0
LMAO!!! hahaaa
Gorsbug823 0
santas not real? :(
thatonek1d 0
he's 5. he doesn't know much
izzie321 27
This comment deserves a reward.
Boomi 39
As well as ruin his childhood.
DamnGoodTimes 0
Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"
babygurl91695 2
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HAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh #WIN
RpiesSPIES 27
Why is a comment with a hashtag upvoted? Blasphemy, I say!
artykat 0
Dude, why'd you narc on him?
Rach_star 0
Thats what i was thinking
whoisthisgirl 4
you apparently read it wrong
colie_m_w 0
Wtf. I never said anything like that when I was a little kid. I was taught these things called MANNERS.
ThatFunnyDude 3
and I ate these things called BANANNERS
kalebb 0
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why do you care what a five-year old says? hes five. dont tell the mom, just tell him that he shouldn't say that and try to teach him a lesson, instead of trying to get back at a five-year old... how immature can you be?
Xmarshall16X 5
Wtf!? The kid was at the table with them!! OP didn't tell on the kid. His mom heard him.
crownlogic 25
It's not getting back at a kid by having the mother tell him he was wrong. It's also not OP's place to tell another person's child off, especially if that person is right there and capable of telling her own kid.
inlimbo11 0
^exactly^ .deserved.
jannie22 0
it doesn't matter who says that you are not pretty or ugly it still hurts!! she don't deserve it you'd deserve t for thinking that!!
shananigans 0
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You actually told on him to his mom? Wow.
whoisthisgirl 4
... the kid was at the table with them. the mom heard it. no one ratted on him
night_ryder13 5
Why can't people just read the fml correctly?!
happy2468 21
Can you not read? It said he was at the table with them..
liljon3 0
lol that kid is my idol. you should have backhanded him though
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I probably would do the same thing. I don't give a rat's ass how old he is. It's still rude. >_>
Emmett_Luver_101 0
lmao to 1 and 2