Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
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derp_taco 22
Kids say the darnedest things
gracehi 33
Prank level: Master.
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Comments (41)
derp_taco 22
Kids say the darnedest things
garrett_8614 14
Technically, OPs sister is really nice. She just complimented that lady.
Sudoc 29
I love that show!
ckerane 16
aww kids will be kids. you should really tell your boyfriend off
sayyestothedress 24
But at least you know that your sister meant it as a compliment
drunkmunkey 24
wish I could have seen it though, couldn't stop laughing :)
drbobbz 16
Well, that was totally appropriate of him.
gracehi 33
Prank level: Master.
not_alone 8
I don't know why but I don't think she's gonna go shopping any time soon with you ...
nana_star 27
No no no! You much teach her right. For example the meaning of the word "********", that also translates into "boyfriend"
HeadlessSparrow 20
Does your boyfriend think you're a "fatass?"
Ali_Br_fml 33
Omg, you better hope she doesn't say it in front of your parents, or that boyfriend will probably never be welcomed in the house again. I'd tell her never to say that again if you ever decide you want to keep him without that glare parents give when they think he's a bad influence...I mean, he is, but they don't need to know that. You know how parents get. ONE bad decision, lol.
areid2000 13
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brendirific 12
How is OP's boyfriend being a bad influence? I'm sure it was done in the name of fun lol
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#34 That's not really something that a boyfriend should teach your FOUR year old sister... Pretty inappropriate.
Attacksloth 33
Sounds like you should teach your boyfriend the definition of "idiot" by reprimanding him.
qdawg06 23
So has she called you fat ass yet?