Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
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Comments (81)
cyberhoy 3
maybe you should jog home
ams116 0
YDI cuz you are fat
SweetAmberkins 0
And you deserve a slap cause you're an ass.
heathcoate 0
Is it bad that I still think that's kind of adorable?
eitak 0
Wow. It's ridiculous how many people are so insensitive. I'm not talking about the kid. I'm talking about all the people on here who are like "Go jog home", or "you wouldn't have posted this unless you were actually fat". If you really are going to say stuff like this, I would take a look in the mirror because I'm sure each and everyone of you has your own faults as well. How awesome would it make you feel if someone pointed them out?
lol_Epic_Fail 0
LMAO. You should tell her there are monsters under her bed and that she's adopted. Y'know. Teach her a little lesson. XD
Misanthropist 0
Well, you might as well just off yourself. You're a big fat fatty and you let things children say get to you, life just isn't worth it. YDI, tubby.
walkemskies 0
omg so original kid tells truth about you
ohherro 0
HAHAHH!
ello_ello 0
Hey, at least someone will tell the truth. You will better yourself from this! Think about it if it was some hot sexy friend of yours, you would trick yourself into thinking "Oh she is jealous of ALL THIS (yourfatgetoverit)" but now it was some little puke kid, you know she wasn't lieing! go to the gym :D win win!
pudgypaw 0
i should start a psychiatry clinic that employs only children...