Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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Top comments
taraaa_fml 4
...... how would you even be able to 'run' with your pants down and not notice. ydiydiydi
fortney 0
because i can totally walk when my pants are around my ankles....
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Comments (58)
suadelaaa 0
Oh, they would've been laughing at both. =]
vgmaster 0
yeah but he freaked out. i wouldve done the same thing
Cjw1220 0
She, op is a girl.
taraaa_fml 4
...... how would you even be able to 'run' with your pants down and not notice. ydiydiydi
NeatNit 33
My thoughts exactly. Obviously fake.
dakotalesmercy 6
lol. funny nonetheless
onigiriqueen 0
YDI Grow a brain and put the phone away when you're in the bathroom. Sick.
awesomeamandas 37
phones do fall out of pockets, especially back pockets. just because her phone fell in the toilet doesn't automatically mean she was on it while using the toilet.
fortney 0
because i can totally walk when my pants are around my ankles....
pcentral 17
Can I watch? ;)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
^ Creep.
SpicyDuck 22
What if they were around her knees?
666midnight 0
lol why did you have your phone out anyway? And now can ou not notice pants round your ankles? Dumb ass lol
kbtoys 2
Running with your pants pulled down is both tricky and awkward, you've gotta teach me how to do that without being aware of it. That's amazing. Well... on second thought, don't.
Heatstreak 0
hahaha nice
Safko 0
Wow that's very stupid.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Hmm, reading this I'm happy that I wear dresses/skirts almost every day
It_Doesnt_Matter 0
thats... not possible.