Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
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Comments (81)
jam26 0
this is why I hate kids. little *****. hopefully that one will grow up to be morbidly obese. my little cousin used to always tell me I was fat, I lost 40 lbs and now he's a chubby little bastard. :) Karma
oogyboogy 6
Chill they don't realy know it's wrong if theyre parents saw they would probably say something like don't say that
itsTiffany 0
Kids can be so rude sometimes...
kelther 0
wow, you don't see FMLs like this everyday!
shaPOW 0
lol @ #13 i kind of doubt that this one's true, but this happens so often, it's not really a big deal. if you actually let little kids' comments ruin your day, that's your problem.
emorockerownage 9
little kids are like little alcoholics if one of them sats your fat its probably true
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I find it interesting that in almost every FML about little kids being bitches, there's always an "adorable" in there somewhere.
amy_shmamy 0
wtf
LILJeveryday 0
wow dats ****** up
babble 0
#9 -- how is that logical? Maybe the OP's a normal size but is sensitive about their weight because there's so much pressure to be super skinny, so being told that they were fat and asked to leave was just embarrassing and insulting. Posting this as an FML doesn't mean they're fat, and even so, how would the OP automatically deserve being told they were fat and should leave? Some people have medical problems that make it difficult to lose weight, so being asked "When are you going home?" after being told they're fat would be a humiliating thing.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
lmao that's so cute.
alival 12
;)