Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Top comments
nikkibeez 0
that'll make you insecure.
yazmi_09 3
lol well at least he doesnt think you're that fat
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Comments (51)
nikkibeez 0
that'll make you insecure.
im_wilder 0
maybe just abit, worst case scenario is if the younger sister pokes her with a stick to see if it jiggles.
jsx12345 0
maybe the bf said she's supper skinny and lean, so made the girls expetation pretty high.then when you enterd you were a little fat... but not ALOT FATTER kind of makes sense, eh?
pussydestroyer29 0
you deserve it for being fat...workout, eat right, and get off the couch more than just to grab a twinkie..then you will be beautiful....maybe
crazycornn 0
lots of fat girls are really good looking, I don't see why people don't get that...not like morbidly obese, but some girls who have more meat on their bones than they should look really good, in my opinion.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
lol @# 43
Stephaline19 0
How mean, but funny!
yazmi_09 3
lol well at least he doesnt think you're that fat
DjeePee 25
Or he thinks it, is ashamed and therefore is trying to minimize her size.
iliketurdles 7
or he couldn't careless how much she weighed and just love her? I doubt he would be with her otherwise.
sweet_candy_ 17
That wasnt a very nice thing to say :(
Zmeilerr 22
:(
akd1v 0
bet you didnt eat any food there haha
sarah48_fml 0
haha that is awesomely awkward.
FMLGrammarNazi 0
You're retarded.
CloudEnvy 17
They probably just confused the monitor with the mirror, Mr Pendatik.
NAzAZZHOLE 0
you're a cutie
sarah48_fml 0
I want to know what #7 said lol
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's ****** up
Doortje 30
Oh wow, that must've made you feel welcome.
FYLDeep 26
I wonder why he told his sister how fat you were to begin with.
miraggg 1
the sister is probably on her way to fatness as well
MrRawwr84 0
HEY FATTIE bOOM bOOM!!! :D