Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
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Rico5037 0
I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind
aback 5
Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."
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Comments (85)
whatthefuckcunt 0
well.... physically, she COULD be right
Reyo 2
I think it's time to teach both your daughtor and her friend about manners...by sitting on them.
LoveIsASong_eddi 0
Hey, kids will say anything that pops into their heads. I agree that they need to be taught some manners, but they're 7!! I know 10 year olds that think I'm old (I'm only 21). Even if you're slightly bigger than them, they will think that your fat. I say get over it...
BlueJeans2626 0
well you're daughters friend is a little bitch isn't she :)
ArentICute 0
Well, when I was seven I knew not to comment on ones fitness...
rajjyboi 0
don't say that... it's just pure mean!
heyman125 3
your
Snowlight_fml 7
Well, you have a trampoline, how are you still fat?
kukopia 0
You have a computer that's connected to the internet, how are you still ignorant?!?
sharkwkrox 0
lol TOTAL WIN #6
kukopia 0
So now the friend gets a rice cake for a 'treat', because that's what fat people have in the cupboard.
whiners 0
That's not what fat people have in the cupboard. More like Twinkies. Trust me on this, I'm fat.
zsxwrsd 7
i have never had a twinkie in my life and i dot want to ether(reply to #18
Jewelofagal 2
The 7 year old has provided you with a "teachable moment" where you then explain the concept of "the glass house" and how words hurt and that nice people don't say such things.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Like a piledriver? I don't think she would be flexible enough to do that kind of position. Or is he bouncing doing missionary? That would be hilarious.
perdix 31
I was thinking the missionary version. Also, I thought of "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. Less dirty, but also hilarious in my book.
Brittface 6
Haha that's hilarious. But that kid is a bitch, I would've walked over and get on the trampoline and when she jumped up I'd push her off... then get off laughing and walk inside.
markusse 0
You're fat too
Rico5037 0
I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind
hoppy708 9
Omg that's great!!!????
Miss_Chevious 37
is that a question, exclamation or a statement?
andreyaxo 0
Wow, sounds like someone needs a slap across the face. ^^
Mortanious 0
Hahahahahaha YDI for getting pwned by a kid, you know that was coming and you set yourself up for that one.
myballs 0
Hate to say it, OP, but this could be a wake-up call. You don't need to obsess about your health, but being a bit thinner (usually) isn't a bad thing.
aback 5
Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."