noneofthesex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Do me
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DreeStahr
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Liberty, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Steamy
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
sleepingbeauty
Jackson, United States
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
princess
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Anonymous
Imperial, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
San Bruno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
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troynt 2
double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.
deeznutzismine 0
Text me instead!
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iF_Stunna_Says 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that sucks, I think he might be cheating on you :(, or he wasn't in the mood, I agree your life is ****** UP. only that moment. Possibly his phone was out of batteries :P
n3rdzgotskillz 29
You can't just say that he''s cheating on her. That's well harsh. :| OP: Awhh, that's awful. Perhaps he didn't get your text?
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
maybe his phone was dead? think of all the other reasons why he might not pick up his phone smart one
bezach 0
maybe he was awAy? this is tottaly worth being an fml right?
Alastor13X 8
I know Cricket service sucks. I send my mother text messages that she never gets. I'd not think too hard about this.
deeznutzismine 0
Text me instead!
SaintDeeps 0
lmao great advice!
alyciaalycia101 0
Lol
vno_fml 1
sometimes texts just don't get delivered. read into something with a little more substance.
troynt 2
double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.
Brindilles 14
It'd still be an FML if a guy texted his girlfriend
arms_akimbo 0
For all you know the cell phone isn't even on, or he forgot it at home. Or any number of things.
NotoriousMandog 0
I would make sure that you sent it to your boyfriend and not someone else. Though I'm sure what happened is he just didn't get it, as he didn't get to his phone and see it, his phone is dead or it's one of the casualties of texting and just didn't get to him. Oh you should also check to see if the message actually sent from the phone.
Spencer_fml 0
#8 is right, he should be lucky to get sexy texts.
blah_blah_shity 0
aww. that sucks :( he's gay? or cheating? if my bf did texted me that i'd hop right over
csigabajnok 0
maybe he just had a "headache" :)
gamegoes4life 0
men need to man up and find their balls...stop talking about double standards and hating on this girl...your girlfriends wants to f**k, then you better f**k....otherwise be a man about telling her there is someone else...men that B*tch are such F*cking losers
Jared900DUmpling 30
So basically you are also saying that if a man wants to do the do and a woman's doesn't want to, he can **** her anyways. That's without that double standard.