Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
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snapperturtle 0
How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?
Lick_yer_face 0
Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.
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snapperturtle 0
How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?
pu13 5
73 and 74 ur assholes it's not his fault
dabomblyktiktikk 0
74, im just curious, y?
jpest17 5
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76 why not his fault??? he chose to like men. no studies have shown that gays are normaly that way.
Ashleigh255 0
oh god the gay debate. I strongly think all gays , lesbians, and bisexuals, have all the same rights as straight people. there's nothing wrong with them. it's just who they choose to love. :)
jackiebeat 0
and that's why 84 is my new best friend
ZleveL 0
but you're not hers :P
loludeserveit 0
as a straight dude, gay/bi dudes are funny as shit, and I would be in a bad place, wardrobe-wise, without them. bi/lesbian women are just plain ******' hot, regardless what race, age, etc they are. (except old, wrinkly, excessively fat, or otherwise ******' disgusting) kthxbai
Frazzle_Dazzle 0
@73, 74, 76, 79, and 82. They still make you people?
stopreadingmynam 0
wow, you guys all suck. there's nothing wrong with being gay.
Betty7 0
awwwww!!!!! that really sucks :(.
Lick_yer_face 0
Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.
vno_fml 1
Been there :( It can be hard to tell when 85% of the world assumes everyone is straight, so there's no way you could possibly be interested in them.
ohgeez 0
Is Gaydar a myth? I'm sincerely curious and asking.
allieg 0
I'm a lesbian and while I can spot gay men a mile off, I have the hardest time telling who is and isn't a lesbian.
Double_J_Jam 0
me too but the problem is im not sure if im lez or not
Tri_fml 5
He's probably just still in the closet. Keep at him ;)
enobnala90 0
From a fellow gay guy without gaydar to another, i totally feel for ya. This is my WORST nightmare. But, if u got that far with him, he is probably on the fence himself, so i would not let that one go if i were u.
Tweety122888 0
eat if he just wants a friend. I have a lez friend and I hang out with her and it doesn't mean I like her like that
potentpotable 0
Gay people don't automatically have superb Gaydars? Wow I'm blissfully ignorant.
TechnoAllah 0
Today, I grabbed a cup of coffee with a buddy of mine. Turns out he thought it was a date. I'm straight. FML