Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.
Jackey 29
Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃
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Comments (14)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.
Nhayaa 21
Always build a relationship with an agreement : one night stand with a celebrity (depends on who it is though...) is not cheating. It's a one life opportunity. 🙄😎
BurnInDemonFire 39
Who said it was a celebrity? And people who have one of those pacts don't usually follow through with them, mostly because they'd never normally get the chance, but also because some people understand commitment. This girl was just a tramp, who was hopefully dumped by OP, before he burned all her stuff, and she was left riddled with STDs.
Jackey 29
Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃
julfunky 29
It could be. He wasn’t invited though, so this wouldn’t be a three way. At least not with him involved.
Chen Zhibang 8
I hope she gets him an autograph when she comes back
lowshadows 21
are they still your favorite band?
RichardPencil 32
Hey, maybe you can become a roadie for the band as long as you bring her along for the band’s pleasure.
ultra-hung politics 🌸 3
She should have just said “only if my boyfriend can come as well 😏” everyone wins
EmDizzle2007 28
damn, dawg... that's some world class disrespect.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Well was he on her top 5 list? Because if that's the case those don't count lol No but on the real I hope this is a famous band and not some band that only plays at holes in the walls else that must really hurt haha
Ella_fml 17
Most people don't have lists of other people they'd do if they're in an exclusive relationship. If you do, you're probably not committed to one person, and either break up or yeah, have an agreement to have an open relationship (which, it seems the OP didn't have.)
Chen Zhibang 8
It's your ex favorite band now...
tounces7 28
Clearly your relationship wasn't meant to last if she was willing to drop it just like that.