Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a coffee. The cashier asked, “Hot or iced?” I panicked and said, “Yes.” We both just stared at each other until she said, “So… which one?” I wanted to drive away and never return. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
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gremlin_bros 19
Gee coffee that tastes like coffee who would have thunk it lol
amDes 11
Tell her to stay away from anything that says "coffee" in it title if she hates it so god damn much.
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Comments (120)
backwoodsartdiva 14
What a bitch.
alexwow1 13
How stupid can someone be
fuckyourlifeOP 25
More like what a ******* dumbass
twaumat 28
I say what a tard.
TheCanucklehead 22
What a customer
Skylarconner 14
you shoulda Pissed in her coffee to match the shit someone took in her cheerios
gremlin_bros 19
Gee coffee that tastes like coffee who would have thunk it lol
jman26 11
No brains no headaches I guess
Enslaved 38
Ummmmm There are people that put tons of sugar and cream in their coffee so it no longer tastes like coffee. She must be one of those people. :P
Enslaved 38
^ On top of this, there are also some that hate the taste of liquor unless it's mixed with something fruity like juice. Some that hate vegetables unless it's covered in melted cheese. Some that hate salads unless it's drenched in ranch dressing. I could go on but will stop. :P No one deserves to get yelled at but wanted to make a point about the "coffee taste".
asdfghjklana 9
*thought
laden_swallow09 35
67- It was intentional.
iluvFMLs15 19
i would have NEVER guessed that. i would have thought coffee tasted just like Orange Juice ): man, i think ive been living under a rock all these years :/ i wonder what else i have missed. lol
Horsempeg 25
What is it suppose to taste like??
amDes 11
Tell her to stay away from anything that says "coffee" in it title if she hates it so god damn much.
ApollosMyth 22
But that'd make too much sense.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
TOO much sense
TheCamoWulf 17
Wow what an amazing discovery! Coffee tastes like coffee!
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Emelsh16 11
The most insane person was probably someone who needed coffee beans ground up at precisely 5:49 AM, needed exactly 3/4 inches of foam, and whipped cream on top imported from Bolivia. Good luck at the local coffee shop, OP!
Jareth_King 21
your profile picture is my spirit animal!!!
Enslaved 38
37 Dance Magic Dance!
jarrettd 27
You remind me of the babe.
bfsd42 20
What babe?
SparklyCuntt 12
Babe with the power.
False_Stupidity 42
What power?
SparklyCuntt 12
Power of Voodoo
bfsd42 20
Who do?
perdix 31
Be glad you don't work in a fish restaurant. People will complain that the fish tastes "fishy" even though they are not insane. I'm curious what the crazier customer said. Perhaps the hot dog didn't taste enough like dog?
ViRepz 28
Or they didn't know it had to be heated?
bingbongbingbong 11
How do you know what dogs taste like?
ViRepz 28
Thus why that customer might be crazy...
KVKdragon 26
Sadly, my dad said his seafood meal at the Bonefish Grill (family dinner restaurant) was "too fishy"(shocker!) recently. My sister and I gaped at him then with bewilderment while my mom nodded in agreement -_-
sorta_sarcastic 12
You must work at McDonald's... That sounds like a McDonald's customer.
cmayer 20
McDonald's coffee tastes like poison.
mandacleary 14
yeah sounds about right. a lady today complained to my manager because I touched her cup... how else am I supposed to hand shit out the window?
tiana000 12
Some people just like hearing themselves talk.
kee_breezy32 34
I wish I could thumb this up 100 times!
muckluck 8
Should have explained to her slowly like a child why it tasted like coffee
theKevmeister 13
"can I have a hazelnut latté please?" last words: " I have a severe nut allergy, you asshole"
BntyHntrSeattle 30
At my elementary school we had kids make a peanut free table and change lunch and recess around so we didn't get nuts everywhere. Then, they'd not use the table and complain about nuts. Biggest fucktards ever!!