Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Union, United States
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
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DBkkk 0
Hopefully your a chick
swantonboy96 0
IDK maybe if you read the info, that is like 3cm below every FMl, u wouldnt have to ask if shes a chick, and oh yea shes a chick
clumsyjazzy 0
hahhahha!
themanhw 0
adding on to #17, if kegel doesn't work, u need to pay a visit to family doc who does ob/gyn stuff or a plain-o ob/gyn for q quick office procedure to fix stress incontinence. procedure's a quick 10 min thing called urethropexy and has 95 % success rate
butterynipple08 0
that happened to me once... it was embarrassing as hell. I feel for you!
BlueTwist89 0
This is kinda weird. Sometimes I sneeze when I look at the sun and my eyes water when I yawn, but the peeing thing? FYL, that's embarrassing.
Mikearam 0
lmfao sorry to hear that.
thatguy626 0
one time while giving abpresentation I sneezed my gum out like right in front of my teacher any way that sucks
glostik 0
I feel for you, OP. In first grade, I sneezed so hard that I farted. Note: the fart was so loud the teacher next door ran into the room to make sure of what happened. e.o
quietlytearful 0
good job, #48..
skyttlz 32
lmao 48
foodlover123 0
wow how is that even possiable?????
kimberlite027 0
Lol that's actually happened to me before...when I was like ten I was just hanging out and...yep. Probably one of the most humiliating moments of my life because I was borrowing my friend's shorts!