Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
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Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
Today, my wife is 20 weeks pregnant and today is the first day that my natural, clean scent makes her nauseous. We don’t have somewhere else I can sleep and we both work from home. Twenty more weeks to go. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
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hpand 5
You had your fun. It's payback time.
DMA 11
Finally, the REAL reason some people try not to get pregnant out of wedlock! I thought it was an arbitrary taboo, but here we are…
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Comments (12)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Fingers crossed it's not Hyperemsis Gravidarum. Unless you want to be just like Kate Middleton.
hpand 5
You had your fun. It's payback time.
DMA 11
Finally, the REAL reason some people try not to get pregnant out of wedlock! I thought it was an arbitrary taboo, but here we are…
real life problems 26
This is a rare 2 for 1 FML. Imagine how the husband feels. *waits for his post*
skippydoda 32
It's not guaranteed to get better. I was sick the entire time I was pregnant.
Leonie van Hengst 9
yep. my sis in law is 8 months pregnant, still puking.
devi_916 39
I never got sick with my first child. I threw up every single day of my pregnancy with my second child. I hope it gets better for you OP.
blightsight 10
Nobody said to have pre-marital sex.
Dave_Davington 34
Nobody said it was still the middle ages.
blightsight 10
well they wouldnt be in this situation would they?
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