Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
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alexisthename 0
Reshape it to look like Jesus and leave for someone else to find.
DogmaT_fml 4
good thing you didnt try to kiss it.
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Comments (113)
maltam123 0
I could see myself doing something like tht... yummm :P
seabrook 7
how in the world rofl
azurablade 0
why are all the FMLs from this area of France??
flipsui305 0
the creators of fml are from France that is why
MimiKnox 0
That dog had a special talent of making frog-shaped shit. You ruined good art....shame on you!
coco0123 0
lmfaoooo x12567890
nicktheworld 0
haha I get it ;-)
protwtf 0
Please don't reproduce.
HeresReality 0
fake. dog shit doesn't jump around or look like a frog
Shystai 0
The dog did it on purpose. I bet it was watching him from a distance, laughing it off. FYL OP, frog shaped.. LMAO
Skullcrusher 5
It's fake.
Sooner_Or_Later 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH that's funny
lolpwntdumass 0
OP, your really that stupid? *shakes head* What has become of the world.
megashroom 6
Need glasses much?
girlygirllol8 0
Nancy drew is that rly u??
daflyinhawaiian 0
haha. oh shit
MuRz_209 0
second..
qwertyt 0
You're so stupid. You're probably a ******.
kkleiberg 0
don't be a dingle doughnut
omgmorganomg 0
hahahaha
Rimaa_fml 0
hahaha awwwh that's sucks but you just made my day lool.
Mone101 0
lmao! that had to suck
GiddyXD 0
lmao! that had to suck "shit"
alexisthename 0
Reshape it to look like Jesus and leave for someone else to find.
Saintsation 0
#8 I heart u!
itsbecca 11
I don't see how you could actually manage to do this. Better take a trip to specsavers..
Freeze_fml 17
Now this is a real FML. Thank you for grabbing dog shit.
zelly05 0
lol xD that dog must be some kind of artist lol
DogmaT_fml 4
good thing you didnt try to kiss it.
ariverperson 11
LOL!