Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
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Top comments
TheNewMirage 10
Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.
adamo_erebus 26
Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart
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Comments (103)
TheNewMirage 10
Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.
hessel 13
penguins of madagascar ftw
TheCanucklehead 22
Teachers only embarrass you more by saying, 'don't laugh, it's all natural.'
Missyeru 14
Hope you called safety before someone called doorknob!
jairienfaite 20
i would clap and give a props to someone doing this, I pay lunch if that person say that line out loud.
laughtersplay 14
Well do they do say silent but deadly.
laughtersplay 14
Well they*
jojimugo 20
It wasn't silent but deadly it was more like loud , embarrassing and yea most probably deadly
ischneid101 4
this was sort of the opposite of a silent but deadly...
Robbieisadowg 16
Not quite the opposite, the deadly part could still be very likely.
adamo_erebus 26
Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart
ChevyRedneck85 13
If it was one of them plastic chairs, they seem to amplify it
theITguy 9
there's a stinky situation to be in.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Get out.
sergei_yusef 11
Well, harsh. Not saying you shouldn't have said it though XD
extrasnipes 22
your comment stinks
iamtheinsomniac 11
That stinks.
iamtheinsomniac 11
Damn my apparent lack of imagination and you #4.
Dracoboxer357 36
Out of the pan and into the fire by your own design. Nice try, Op. Better luck next time. ;P
martin8337 36
It seems that I would have been the only one in class who would have lol!
Dswank620 18
Right, I would've been laughing my ass off
DQEight 8
until you smell it
Dodge4x4Ram 46
you can't win, if you would of sneezed you could have sprayed germs & contaminated others
annie_nk 23
Only if OP is a jackass and doesn't cover his/her mouth when he/she sneezes.
Norvi 26
The best way to avoid spreading germs is to cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. And it muffles the sound as a bonus.
doodlebug33 20
It's a gas gas gas
confusedAsFuck 34
What the **** **** ****?? Are you stuck stuck stuck?? Or you just suck suck suck??
martin8337 36
Jumping Jack Flash.
asnakelovinbabe 16
54 ... Change your username to confusedasfuckfuckfuck. Please.
nikhilmanuel 10
Well at least you'll be remembered for it
eddeeezzyy 19
I can see OP being the person in the "most likely to be remembered section" of the yearbook when he/she graduates.
ischneid101 4
"oh, remember that girl who let out the huge fart? we can't let her out of the yearbook"