Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10
Sparted
ViRepz 28
There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?
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ViRepz 28
There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?
Bano360 25
Sneearted? I tried :(
sluttyMouth 3
That's what I call multitasking.
LeFrogDog 27
sneepeearted. To to make it sounds cooler make it a syndrome. I have sneepeearted syndrome.
LindsayxMoore 18
Oh my gosh! Fyl op. Ive sneezed and farted at the same time in a dead silent classroom before. My friends never let me live it down. Especially since i tried to blame the desk lol.
MissEmma_fml 22
"Sorry guys, my desk just sneezed."
doubleddun 9
There's snarted for sneezed and fart at the same time but don't know about the peeing
TheCanucklehead 22
Imagine the sound. 'HA PISS MMMM'
Chris93Jones 20
I farted while puking once?
Ziggyboo 10
Sneissarted?
soccerstar1996 18
According to WebMD, sneepeearted syndrome is a terminal condition that begins with severe headaches, and progresses through various severe symptoms such as not getting laid, no social life, and a severe bout of Forever Alone. This illness generally ends with suicide
confusedAsFuck 34
My gf hiccups simultaneously when she sneezes.. And it's the sexiest, cutest, most amazing thing I've ever seen. I call it the snee-cup.
DFresh503 8
Pissneezarted???
esines 9
What I wanna know is if OP's coworkers said bless you, or excuse you
PhishloverA 14
Snepeezarted!
GetSomeM0 24
#26 that was genius! haha
Capt_Oblivious 10
Sparted
CaptMurdock 25
Or you could go for something more exciting like farpeezed.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Or snarpeeted
Enslaved 38
"This is Sparted!" (Come on, you thought it too) :P
RedPillSucks 33
And instead of being kicked into the pit, his spart propels him into the pit. This is begging for an illustrated FML.
dillonManning 9
Sounds like a burpsnart from grown ups 2
wallandpiece 16
Grow up.
MissEmma_fml 22
Lighten up.
confusedAsFuck 34
Shut the **** up
flashback.miss 28
Well, at least you didnt vomit or shit your pants as well? Hopefully your snot didn't get on anyone/anything and they were understanding and let you clean up before resuming your presentation.
Daiyuki 5
Those don't seem like any lyrics that I know...
SomeRandomGuy15 18
73- They REPLY with lyrics, they can comment normally
Canuck2013 6
Worse things have happened
Poppipuff 14
That's the dumbest thing to say. Yes it could have been worse,OP could have done more than simply fart, or OP could have died suddainly, or maybe the Earth could have entered a black hole at that very moment.
caitlinbblack 14
Or did you simultaneously fart sneeze and then pee.?
edris_305 21
Nervousness causes many strange things OP dont worry abt it
brave_josh 9
1. quit work 2. Make a video of you sparting 3. Make $$$ 4. get bitches
banemask 14
Careful not to spart while ******* your bitches.
jimdoggino 5
all class!
Niz_DD 14
Aint it more like a bitch repellant?
michelleJ11 25
Did you get to finish your presentation? :o
howardom 10
Worst luck in thr history of presentations. You win. FYL
TheLittleBear 19
"And THAT is just how excited I am by what I'm presenting to you today!"