Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML
Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
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Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.
agm77 9
Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola
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Comments (78)
sweetliferg 3
Well, sounds like u had a bad day
kevsnev 7
Time for some ibuprofen.
blackheart24 10
People who put YDI for FMLs like these are just ****** heartless.
tanay97 8
Sounds like someone's a writer, a really good one too.
Torva_fml 16
This also happens to millions of people daily. Poor OP, you've got a cold.
amandajlucas2015 2
Poor thing
peachesncreem 21
If he's got what I have, it's gonna be more than just 1 bad day. I've been in bed for 3 days :/ Thank heavens for the FML app to keep the sickies entertained.
Ruthiepooh42 6
I know, right?? I could understand a couple of people slipping and selecting YDI by accident, I've done that before because my phone's screen shifts when it's loading the site, but this many people selecting YDI just a bunch of cold, awful people!
linkinpark98 24
I'm sure you'll see better days, OP. :)
marzipanimal 15
I hate to say this but this FML isn't even funny. There are people who have way worse diseases (umm cancer?!) being sick isn't funny, people get sick everyday. I hate when I see FMLs like this.
kalgon 0
I suggest powdered toast. It is high in vitamin F. Vitamin F cures all ailments.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Powdered.. Toast? What? Where in the hell was I when this ingenious invention was made? I MUST FIND SOME!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sounds like You need Powdered Toast Man.
mpsteve137 15
Well women do like men with raspy voices...
nofearjenshere 12
I'm not sure how I feel about raspy voices.
desireev 18
4- I have to completely agree with you! Not raspy-terribly-sick sounding, but a sexy-raspy-voice gives me the heebie-jeebies! ;D
gonad_gobbler 1
That's a shame, and i bet you never even sore it coming.
Michaelsgirl04 9
bad pun is bad
linkinpark98 24
Really? I thought this was creative. :)
cBlackout 13
Fail. On so many levels.
japtch 15
NyQuil. Lots of NyQuil.
calmyourself 7
Cough syrup! It's been doing wonders for me.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
one more spoon of cough syrup now, oowoahhhooo?
Lc7926 15
Totally sang that in my head before I even read your post!
desireev 18
A spoon-full of sugar helps the medicine go down! :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Gatorade and cough drops
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
I honestly feel the same way right now man :/
ElricMustang 23
8- What's the point of taking a picture of yourself if you're maily covered?
sunworshiper 10
Some people don't like to post recognizable pictures of themselves all over the Internet...
kate1238 9
I've got about the same virus to
melonrind 8
Oj plus a sore, raw throat .... No thank you :/
kawaiisakura 12
Ive been like that for a week. People kept sayin to have cough syrup, that just made it worse. Shit is nasty
grannygruber 6
Sorry, that really sucks but it's going around. Hope u feel better soon and push fluids.
agm77 9
Sounds like you could use a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola
rubberduckie94 13
Time for the night time headache, coughing, sniffling, sneezing, sore throat,....."how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor?" medication.