Chocolatehater
Wageningen, Netherlands
Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with me after weeks of being really busy. As a treat she brought chocolate cookies, which she knows I can't eat. I am allergic to chocolate. FML
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awildwhisper 30
Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets
RichardPencil 32
She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)
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Comments (21)
Petra Grote 20
Whahahha heb iets te smakelijk gelachen. *neemt nog een hap chocolade* 😂
awildwhisper 30
rough German translation for all who think this is gibberish: hahaha should've laughed, it's so tasty. *Takes another bite of chocolate*
Jorn van der Ar 13
It's Dutch, not German.
ImminentDisaster 12
They probably know german and can roughly understand dutch since the languages are similar.
ChromoTec 24
The actual FML here is that you're allergic to chocolate. It's soooooo good and it's soooooo terrible that you can't have it!
Jorn van der Ar 13
Apparently you're dating a wrong girlfriend.
awildwhisper 30
Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets
Petra Grote 20
Dutch
awildwhisper 30
yea sorry, I just realized I accidently wrote German instead of Dutch
RichardPencil 32
She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)
fde2blknimout 18
You can understand her confusion since shes been spending the last few weeks with another man. Who likes chocolate
real life problems 26
She came to the wrong guys house that's all
LolCandy 27
You know your s.o. doesn’t want to kiss when they eat food that could kill you. Good luck!
julfunky 29
So don’t eat them? You’re not exactly missing out on much. They’re just cookies.
ImminentDisaster 12
I think people can have allergic reactions by kissing someone who has eaten what they’re allergic to.
Johnny5 16
Ok but you got to see her right? I didn’t realize the cookies were the more important part to you...