Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Union, United States
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
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Comments (116)
SafetyBear 0
hahahahaha at least you didn't shit yourself though....sounds like u got the better end of it!
WhatANoob 0
this is my a fail, nor a epic fail, this..is.. a kanye fail
mtc4ever 0
ydi asshole. she prob knew she was talking with you and wanted to set you in a trap.
RachelsFML 0
LMFAO!! that made me laugh so hard, and my dog was happily asleep on my bed when my outburst made her wake up. That is hilarious. I just hope that it wasn't very noticable. :/
RachelsFML 0
hahahaha ok my gosh!! that is so horrible, im sure that really sucks!!
whiskers946 2
haha aw :(
adog5 0
dude that's crazy but it's still funny
Motocross363 0
Well the first probablem he is playing XBOX........PS3s are better!!
asdfghjkl14 0
hahahahahahahah
comedychick 1
for your sake I hope to GOD ur not in high school or anything more..