Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Union, United States
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
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clatchy 0
Lolwot
Hexefrau 5
Indeed it is possible. It is called stress incontinence (stress as in stress on the bladder, not as in mental stress over say, a presentation). Ladies, do your kegels and help prevent the embarrassments I've listed below! The risk factors for stress incontinece: Being female Childbirth Chronic coughing (such as chronic bronchitis and asthma) Getting older Obesity Smoking Involuntary loss of urine can occur when: Coughing Sneezing Standing Exercising Engaging in other physical activity Engaging in sexual intercourse
maskedman 9
you didn't list a solution for men and I need a solution immediately.
sterl13 0
wow look at mr. dictionary go!!
sterl13 0
wow look at mr. dictionary go!!
MacOSXpert 7
wow look at sterl13 go!
lolpwntdumass 0
wow look at you all go.
Hexefrau 5
#27...Cork your pecker?
beccartist 1
lol 72
xsabx 5
#17 you forgot laughing ahahha
xzomgashley 0
awe. fyl.
Oana_fml 0
maybe the professor will feel horrible and give you an automatic A. there's always a positive. :)
XxSKELETOxX 0
OP never specified what he wet himself with ;)
ClumsyJason 3
OP is a she...
ingusya 0
that's very fergie of you
youdidwhatnow 0
lmao
DynamicDave 11
Is it bad that it's gotten to the point where I read a comment and know it's perdix without looking? He's a god among men though lol
TheLetterZero 7
Me too! Usually it's because the comments are unfunny immature innuendos, stray from the topic, or just fail hard in general!
MJFG100 0
I'll give you props because I get so nervous when doing public speaking. I would've peed myself too. :(
Bl4ck_1c3 2
aaatchoo... *pssht* oh no
skyttlz 32
32 made me lol
allen20 0
Perdix...ur probably FML's biggest fan.
Ajjas013 6
Is fan a euphamism for something... Naughty? Like... Orgy? Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Nevermind.