Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Union, United States
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
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oopsohwell 0
first!
oopsohwell 0
@ 43 and 17 stop with the mushy gooshy stuff u want ppl to give u props take ur lame ass omg i feel so sorry for you comments over to yahoo answers and get points. suck on that and i hope u wet urself
Hexefrau 5
#69..."mushy gooshy stuff"? Incidentally, I wasn't "seeking points", nor would I deign to hang out anywhere on Yahoo where the highest IQs tend to be just a skoche above yours. I was merely giving the OP some basic info so she wouldn't think that something was seriously wrong. Asshat. I wish your mother had swallowed. Pendantic...that made me LOL. Haven't heard that in a long time.
Iimanii09 0
lmfao haha sorry it's funny n priceless but yes fml
laureysa 0
that means that you had rift sneezes cuz ine sneeze is 1/8 of a ******
ShadowzI 0
K sucks that peed and sneezed, funny you lost it cause of a sneeze. I question did you force it out. I mean your sneeze. You were making a presentation so why would do a hard sneeze? Whatever. And to the know how's 17 and 43. Why are we flaming them? So off topic. -.- Anyways that sucked but don't do a hard sneeze in front of the whole classroom, or try goodnights! (jk)
llolatyourlife 0
lol funny
Precious2010 0
that's just disturbing
manstie 1
and you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS!
Zills 0
Except op is a girl so that would be difficult.
flamiingemu 0
this is made up wadda loser fyl for makin up fmls instead of doin something to derserve one!
Pieman66666 0
Well, that was a miscalculation.