Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Union, United States
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
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Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
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attomkins 0
oh god! haha
Ajjas013 6
At least you didn't sneeze so hard you period yourself.
lizzybeth12321 0
lol
Gumblebum100 0
jesus!!! what kind of sneeze makes you pee yourself cuz once I sneezed so hard I fell on the ground!! I've never peed myself from a sneeze!!
lolpwntdumass 0
lmfao
jcrook 0
-deleted- fml deleted the comment i was replying to.
GrimGothicAngel 0
YDI fatty
Ajjas013 6
Why do they take out comments like that? Mine was funny =(
junglepaani 0
poor op will never be the same...nor will her pants
Rocco1990 0
If you've got a flu or explosive diarrhea and you sneeze.... well you could very well shit yourself.
daniel1_1 13
ROLF-O-COPTER!!!
Ajjas013 6
...I think it's roflcopter.
TJ10 0
skirt- $25 shoes- $30 your humiliation- priceless
Vaati_fml 20
36 - What is wrong with you.
Dominodev 3
I hate it when that happens
matineesuxxx 1
fail
Ajjas013 6
It would be damn funny if she sneezed so hard she gave birth out of nowhere.
LightningCactus 12
No.
spoo 24
Do women really have the muscles behind their urethra attached to their nazal cavity/lungs. This really sounds odd.. or were you trying to get stimulation out of it? Oh well, FYL, and I REALLY hope you learn how to not ever do this again.
saaaammmmm 0
Aging is the most common cause. It starts with a few accidental farts and drizzles. After another decade you might start involuntarily crapping yourself. An affront to your dignity when your own body turns against you.
PottentialFML 0
Yes, once you are older never waste a hard on, and don't trust a fart.
Gumblebum100 0
haha yea
XDNurse 0
it's called stress incontinence... can happen with a cough or laugh or something too
theshadow013 0
No. When you sneeze sometimes your chest and your stomach muscles contract too. I'd say the OP probably had to go and the pressure caused by the body spasm made it leak a little bit. If anything it just momentarily interrupted their action of holding it in.
spoo 24
op was in "class" my bet is not a senior citizen
wandaax03 0
@57: lmaoo ! that was funnier than the actual post itself.
Nooneslooking 0
actually that's really common. it's harder for girls to hold in urine and if it's a lot we can pee a teensy bit when we sneeze, woman who are sexually active or have given birth have looser muscles and it's harder to hold it in. it's not like OP did it on purpose, maybe you should think a little before you speak.
Nooneslooking 0
actually that's really common. it's harder for girls to hold in urine and if it's a lot we can pee a teensy bit when we sneeze, woman who are sexually active or have given birth have looser muscles and it's harder to hold it in. it's not like OP did it on purpose, maybe you should think a little before you speak.
Buckeyehead 0
haha I have done that!
camraja901 5
oh woe nice going lol!!!!
rowyourboat 0
LOL. this actually is hilarious :)
maskedman 9
this is normal if you are a pregnant woman.
drunastunamazing 0
yuppers that's so true. I'm pregnant and that happened alot!! so I feel bad for yuh
matineesuxxx 1
uh oh lol
mckkayua 0
aww I'm sorry! hopefully people didn't notice?
lmfao1643 3
#9 just made my day!!!
dota_pwnage 7
same here XD
metazoanhaddock 11
ahahahahahaha, perdix wins as usual
pinkandblaqk15 0
I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...
lolpwntdumass 0
lmfao really?
drunastunamazing 0
hahahahaha! I can't stop laughing but then again I have to relate...I'm pregnant and my baby kicks so hard he kicks my bladder and I wet myself "/ so yls!