Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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abluekiwi 0
Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.
FMLandurstoo 9
"Size doesn't matter!"
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Comments (230)
FlashBurn 13
I feel ya there... My father works where I do so everyone calls me Little Rod because I'm his son. Doesn't matter the size of the rod though, you can still go fishing!
mandaboo 8
Ha. Clever ;)
randiZ25 0
you can't reel in a big fish with a small rod...
TylersMB 0
haha that was a good one.
brad036 0
Who wants a "big fish" I like em smaller. lol. big women aren't my thing. the guy should just make a joke of it. lol
smartalek 2
sorry, FYL, BUT.... HAHHHAAAAA
stormchaser24 24
dang. FYL. sorry op, but it is kind of funny.
steelersfan3250 0
hiya little dick whats new
plebeianFelix 5
embrace the suck
scottishandrew1 0
I say you challenge him to a "size off" but if you lose...... look for a new job!
kittydriftwood 0
if this is true, it's inappropriate, and you could probably nail them for harassment!
JennaMarie420 2
that's shitty
cgchamp89 7
Ew... I hope not.
sxe_beast 11
Anal is fun :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
Keep your fetishes to yourself 43. Not everybody wants to hear what you do with Big Bubba.
CryMoreFMLs 15
42* Damn pudge fingers...
sxe_beast 11
Fetish - "A course of action to which one has an excessive and irrational commitment." I wouldn't really say that defines homosexuality.
QwertyMcNugget 0
Why doesn't one just go by Richard and the other by Dick?
SpeshulK 0
Because then he's Little Richard, the creepy guy who alway sang on sesame street and scared the bejesus out of me
enonymous 9
There's only one way to determine determine who is little and big dick... I challenge you to tummy sticks...