Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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abluekiwi 0
Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.
FMLandurstoo 9
"Size doesn't matter!"
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Comments (230)
shift_love 13
little Richard maybe? like "I feel good na na na na na na na I knew that I would" that'd be cooler lol
LinTurk 4
haha. I was thinking the same thing:)
champagne210 0
old Greg!!!
odi_et_amo 4
Little Richard isn't James Brown.. Just so you know. The only reason you haven't seen them at a party together is that James Brown passed away a few years ago. They aren't the same person.
perdix 31
You could put on a lot of weight and be known as Fat Dick. Or stop shaving and getting haircuts and become known as Hairy Dick. You don't give me much to work with -- when your name is Richard, you're ****** when you allow your nickname to be Dick. Why didn't you go with Rich, Richie, Rick or Ricky? So many good choices -- only Dicky would be worse.
SlapYouSilly 0
omg okay little dick it's goin to be okay
GigaB 0
win for the other guy
Havin 19
I accidently voted YDI. So it should be 76 not 77 XD
lareske 0
You must be a real **** lol, oops sorry dick PMSL.
kos10 0
A suggestion you can sue the company for that. Not a lawyer but it's something called EEO and it's a slander to your name. the boss can be fired for that too. If you care.
ItCldBeWorse 1
Hopefully you don't work in the **** profession haaa
mrwelsh3 0
don't feel too bad my names Richard which the nickname for Richard is dick and my dads name is Richard. So everyone refers to him as big Dick and I of course am referred to as little Dick..
anghellic9 0
it would still be epic to hear that the boss is looking for little dick.