Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working in a kids shop, I absentmindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then heard a deep man's voice say, "I'm not a little man." FML
Today, I mistook a mannequin in a store for a real person and apologized when I bumped into it. A staff member saw and said, "Don’t worry, he’s used to it." FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
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Top comments
TheGermanCoon 3
That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.
Mooglefox 24
Little guy, little man... same thing. At least you didn't call him a midget.
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Comments (14)
kusje 31
These little thoughts are always the quickest to get out
Mooglefox 24
Little guy, little man... same thing. At least you didn't call him a midget.
TheGermanCoon 3
That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.
the_best_ethan 10
tall
zainman13 26
Sometimes you just say the wrong things at the wrong time. That is why we have this site so we can post it up here and lighten the mood for something that ruined the day.
edris_305 21
He probably gets that all time OP dont worry about it he must have even joked about it
Redgy22 26
At least you didn't call him "half man."
kwilkens 15
There's nothing angrier than an Irish midget ?
Jonahmayne 0
that is so ******* funny ???
LokiDasWolf 9
Are you confused on whether it is funny or just with the level of funny?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Should have just ended at sorry!
thelittlem 15
I doubt they would have been offended over that. pretty sure little people have heard it all.