Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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abluekiwi 0
Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.
FMLandurstoo 9
"Size doesn't matter!"
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Comments (230)
adhd_crazyboy 0
if only Ur name wasn't Dick fyl
Zero22120 12
Tell them you prefer "Richard"
Azzze 2
the real messed up part is that your name is dick
Skatejock21 0
You shouldn't take it personally. My older brother is named Richard, and he goes by Dick, as well as my dad, and my bro is shorter (physically) than my dad. It's not a bad thing to be given a nickname like that. Since my dad has the same name as him, they go by big and little also. It's not like the people at your work are trying to offend you. Sure, it may not be the most pleasant, but it's just something you have to live with.
ninjapwn 0
that's nothing someone came up with my nickname so for the whole school year i was called half inch.
justanotherrando_fml 2
How about they just call you "little big."
tatted 0
it should limp dick
Cokie_the_Clown 5
The OP might be small, but I bet he gets the job done! (lame pun :p)
Nemmycakes 3
What about Little Richard?
kitkat98_fml 0
xD Omg, that's funny If it really bothers you that much, go to court and change that name. seriously, who would want a stupid name like that.