Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.
DanGleesak 11
Your boss was trolling you.
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Comments (138)
saIty 17
I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.
XThe_Invoker 4
Classic XD! Hahah
EvilPotato 15
I bet he said "you're fired" in a troll voice.
JustHello123 1
Haha "The Troll" lol
tjv3 10
he has a nick name for you too, it's the fired guy
P374RD3D 9
You killed it
cfalen 0
He was trollin!
amoscore 5
Well, you got trolled.
Dalliance 4
And the coworkers were probably amused, not so much by the nickname itself, but because of the fact that they could see your boss behind you the whole time.
beckybecks20 8
OP is a troll.
zyron7568 0
LOL THIS MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!!
LolFMLnot 10
Haha you must hate trolls now XD
pooponmikehawk 3
I dont know why this guy is getting so bent out of shape. What does he expect when he has bright green hair and a jewel for a belly button, what a drama queen.
IphonFML 6
wait! :O so what did u name ur boss!? and whos troll!???
flamegrilled123 3
You're fired trololololol
TheClumsiest 0
lol
evamusical 12
9gag?
NoDontKillMe 19
XD
Mattlozano12 15
Dinkleberg....
RaquelRox2299 0
well u didnt give him the name troll for nothing!
WiderWille 11
Because trolls are known for zheir stealth skills?
Eskeddit 5
The Troll isn't even a good nickname. Ydi for that reason.
skokob 7
Never give ur boss a nickname when ur in the work place!
TurdTickler4eva 0
Yea exactly if ur gonna talk shit about ur boss do it with ur actual friends and not coworkers while ur working
Chloe2008 0
If your going to give a nickname for your boss make sure that you can have something good to say about it just in case he/she finds out
kareltje 17
Yeah, you're such a hotshot ******* around behind someone's back. If you got balls you do it in someone's face, or don't do it at all. Heroes...
DanGleesak 11
Your boss was trolling you.
iFizzgig 11
Bad Billy goat!
iFizzgig 11
People thumbing this down have obviously never heard the story The Billy Goat's Gruff. Therefore they believe my comment is irrelevent.
ReesesPuffs 0
Stop crying if you get thumbed down... It doesn't matter. Watch me get thumbed down for insulting, and I won't give two *****.
YukiRei 0
I am performing that in my acting class for special Ed kids. So yes, I get it.
brettlovesgirls 4
Cool story bro!
CryMoreFMLs 15
22 - Die in a hole for stealing enonymous's picture. Unoriginal copyfuck.
rattusrattus 19
I got it. Wasn't funny.
iFizzgig 11
Do you see me crying? I don't give two ***** either. :)
Daralea 21
No, people thumbing you down not only think you're not funny, but think you're so painfully not funny that just ignoring isn't an option.
WTSchool 0
Trollololololol.
ohSNAPyall 27
Trolllalalalalalalala! ^ Christmas edition
CuteGinger 2
Damn. Beat me. You troll.
cunningchick 1
Nice pic
Danny942 1
Learn to turn around.
Skittlepickle 13
Yeah OP, Don't you know to spin your chair around every time you make a joke? #Sarcasm
Teehee2 0
check and mate :o
kidwiththeface42 7
Well, as least you weren't "Forever Alone" in your comic mischief, yet you should have asked him "You mad, bro?". I would have then sat down to a nice bowl of cereal and played truth or dare. Dare him to forget the whole event happened, he'll reply "challenge accepted" and when you're done you can look back and say "**** yeah". And should you get fired, I guess you'll be yelling "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-". Memes initiated.
DQEight 8
Epic win bomb dropped
milky0candy 0
You are a God/Goddess.
Jimster1712 0
You forgot about poker face!
xGraycloud 4
^ me gusta?
laxho5 2
Me gusta kidwiththeface42
laxho5 2
Me gusta kidwiththeface42...
kidwiththeface42 7
Y U NO REMEMBER MY MEME
Joey44 15
Problem?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
idiot you sooo deserved that one. hope you got terminated.
Okayitwasme 0
Why? Lots of people have stress and need to vent! He just chose the wrong people! And you don't talk about others?????? Never?
stacianichole 2
Oops. Just did...called a stranger an idiot... Remember?
P374RD3D 9
I vent with a bottle of booze and a handgun.