stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatismydadthinking
Australia
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Anonymous
Kilkelly, Ireland
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
FreakedOut
United States
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Top comments
theuns 8
you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?
FMLandurstoo 9
Did you go to highschool together?
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theuns 8
you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?
herrobear 0
You should call her mom.
savs11 13
really awkward.
JERZBornNRaised 7
wow your dad must be what girls call a DILF.. but yea thats def weird to have a parent be inna relationship with someone their kids age.. good for him i guess but for you ehhhhhh not so much..
ImmortalKratos 0
high five to the dad.
ImmortalKratos 0
everyone calm the f*ck down. she doesn't say her age she could be like 30 and the dad could be like 50. that's not to bad is it?
Zapzip2013 0
You should call her sister.
NastyNinja31 0
was she the cheerleader that made highschool hell for u
champagne210 0
damn....your old man still got it!
princessRiRi97 0
you should call her mama sounds more like she is your girlfriend around friends
thtsuxs 0
kinda reminds of the famous fml "my ex girlfriend is now my step mom" or sum like tht
nadyy14 8
you should call her by her first namee
imnotcraZ 0
call her grandma for the fun of it
VeilOfVelvet 0
If you're about to marry someone who is the same age as your child, it doesn't matter how old you are. There's something WRONG with you.
lmBrown 0
**** her everyday when ur dads as work . WIN
FMLandurstoo 9
Did you go to highschool together?
yougotapes 7
that would be awkward...
SeerePetrova 0
that would be just wierd
teh_uber_muffin 3
Did you think about all the naughty things you would do to her before this happened?
ScaughtieHolden 11
56 it's a girl
Awahso 25
So? She's a girl. Lesbians and Bi-Sexuals have fantises too
EvilPotato 15
was your dad stalking her in highschool.
nadyy14 8
that would be extremely awkward :$
karkid619 8
56 WTF
fthku 13
Where does it say OP is a girl? they might be, but it doesn't specifically say so in the FML.
FMLandurstoo 9
Her username is stepsister.
fthku 13
Yes, which suggests OP thinks of her soon to be step-mom as more of a step sister, doesn't it? she could be referring to herself, but it seems just as likely to me she refers to her step mom. In any case, you can't know for sure OP is a woman.
kristalove 4
Yeah, I know how that is. My step-mom is 21. :-/
murlocholmes 5
good for your dad! get back up on that horse.... or sophomore....
randiZ25 0
more like pony...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
misled like STFU 17...
kitkat98_fml 0
seriously? that's ******* creepy
franniedottp 8
I see what you did there, 17
browntiga 0
go daddy ;)
iLazy 0
When an old woman goes after a young man, she's called a cougar. When this happens, it's normal
BisFitty 7
You say that like being called a cougar is a bad thing
cldean24 4
Yeah, completely normal... That's why it is on FML.
Bakayarou_fml 0
I find your comment abnormal.
Bakayarou_fml 0
^ @#4
Bandftw44 4
untrue. the father is what is known as a manther
screennamesarest 0
No, actually I believe when an older man goes after a younger woman it's called a petophile.....
SpruceDread4578 13
^ 1. Pedophile 2. no, being a pedophile is going after someone under the allowed age limit or shall I say the age limit your local society gives like maybe if you 19 going after 17 year olds it's okay but 16 is not okay.
SpinozaQ 2
Close, but no. Pedophilia is the condition of being attracted sexually to pre-pubescent forms. Being attracted to a fully developed 16 year old is completely normal. Stop listening to what the mass media says and get educated. Pedophilia is fairly rare. Most 'child ****' doesn't involve it, but we prosecute it all the same. Think of the children!! Pretty much end all logic on the topic.
chiddy_bang71 0
my hats off to your dad.
sassypants93 17
Now you can have sleepovers and gossip about boys and sex. That shouldn't be awkward at all!
Light_Shadow 0
so how's your sex life going mom oh you know..... xD
johnson94 5
I get it!!! it's cuz its like the step mom is having sex with the girls dad!!! geewilickers!!! hahahahaha
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Wicked comprehension skills ya got there, 32.
supermankisses 1
wow 32, you must've been top of your class with that brain!
franniedottp 8
32- you're wearing short-shorts and saying "geewilikers" ... I just thought I should point that out...
Microbus_fml 0
Are you retarded?
Staige40 0
holy crap wow, your dad likes the young ones
11jackson11 0
I'm sorry, that sucks. be proud for your dad though, unless she's a bitch.
SeerePetrova 0
nice one...
FlashBurn 13
Take her out drinking and partying! If she cheats on your dad, tell him and see if they break it off. Talk about cradle robbing there...
TylersMB 0
hmm.. well hey youll have a new bestie :) and when she tells you what to do, slap her.