Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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abluekiwi 0
Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.
FMLandurstoo 9
"Size doesn't matter!"
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Comments (230)
P3R3Z 0
I bet you probably do have a little dick!
maddy1028 0
sorry OP but this is hilarious!
SarahSildaSixx 0
at least it's not needle dick OP
Mayshod 3
Little Richard doesn't work too well either.
dawlpop 0
LMAO. I agree, your life sucks! aha
PiXiEdUsT07 7
I agree with 33. Why do both of them have to be called Dick?
CandyCanenomer 4
They could call you Robin.
dogginboggin 0
ydi for being a Dick.
Trololololololo_fml 7
Just play along man, I have plenty of weird nicknames and I just play along with them, and believe it or not it's quite funny to see people's reactions when they realise that i don't care what they call me
godzillalikespie 3
I know somebody with the last name "Cox" and we were in a program in school where everyone is called by their last name. But when there are siblings in the program, what tends to happen is they call the younger one "Little (insert last name)" Well this person I know happened to have an older brother in the program and she was nicknamed, you guessed it, "Little Cox"