Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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abluekiwi 0
Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.
FMLandurstoo 9
"Size doesn't matter!"
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Comments (230)
MiBRoB 0
just sho emm th@t theyre wrong!
MidnightOne 3
I hate nicknames. If people don't call me by my actual name, I simply don't respond. If they call me on the phone with whatever cutesy bullshit nickname I've been saddled with, I reply, "Wrong extension" and hang up. Works wonders.
blinkingstarlet 15
at least ur not a big dick. lol. either way it sucks tho. coulda just gone by rich or something? fyl
missfamousstar11 0
that's awesome haa
vtownzach 0
we have to do the same thing where I work. but thankfully my name is Zach. lol
ed2chat 1
better than being called big Dick!
heyred 11
I'd say this is an issue for HR.
djlolo1129 0
that's mean
jasminea 0
you are what you eat... right? wait your girlfriend probably eats it so you are what your ... girlfriend eats? YES!
hippy_lady 4
at least your last name isn't wiener.