poopplop
Monza, Italy
Shitty Engagement
Today, I dropped a ring in the toilet. The new engagement ring my fiancé gave me at dinner last night. The dinner that gave me diarrhea today. In which I dropped the ring. FML
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Leeono 26
Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.
exileonmainst 16
”Do you want to marry me?” ”I do-do!”
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Leeono 26
Well, as a married man I can say this is a great metaphor for marriage. Sometimes you need to get your hands dirty and wade through all the crap just to make the other person happy, but it never stops being worth it if they the one.
Cali 57
Beautiful.
exileonmainst 16
”Do you want to marry me?” ”I do-do!”
manb91uk 22
There’s no comment that does justice to the amount of shit you’re about to get into
RichardPencil 32
Flush and run! You’ve dodged a bullet!
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
I wonder if it was a shitty ring before it ended up in the toilet?
EnvyMe33 26
You should’ve kept the ring on or if you didn’t want to wear it then you should have put it somewhere safe other then the toilet.
boopingsnoot 25
Shit happens. As my cat found out when he leapt into the toilet the instant I stood up. You think he'd learned the first time.
RichardPencil 32
“If you liked it, then you shitta put a ring on it!” Beyoncé prophesied this!
kujiens101 24
Sounds pretty shitty...
Manav Shukla 7
Lol .... so nw wht u gonna do ?
BIGKIEFFER 10
Anello poopy. È disgustoso. Diamanti marroni....