A
United States
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Imnotfromhere
Slippin' and a slidin'
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
morphea
Chantepie, France
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
holyshitsnacks
Woodstock, Canada
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Nature calls
Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
Ouch! That's cold -_-
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.
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Comments (138)
sorandomgirl 0
Ouch! That's cold -_-
Mr000FML 5
:|
EatnBeef 7
Sounds like a shitty situation... No thats not a good pun. I guess he shit in your igloo. Yeah that's a better pun. Ok guys it's ok. Just thumbs this down I failed hardcore.
Inheritance 10
Least OP has some warmth in his igloo! =)
AnagenisisZagus 13
72- I suppose the response of FML users was, "okay." Be happy.
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.
hanah5 6
Haha I love your name a picture!
ladyLALAA 29
Did you make the picture yourself or is it from something? I have wondered this before, name/image are too well matched.
muzy 23
the dog was just marking its territory nothing wrong with that or is it...?
abbybailey204 19
Dogs do that. Better in your igloo than on your bed
duke56924903 11
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duke56924903 11
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: I'm the dumb here.
jonriise18 3
What the ******* ****!?!?
ilulife 4
Get in and get it out then, pretty simple
MaceFaceLOL 8
Well I feel like It's not that easy. It would be more like this. "OP doesn't feel like getting a shovel so he just pushes the snow around the shit, it then slides across the ground leaving a brown and smelly smear. He decides to go get a shovel and scrapes it even though it is gone its linger is still there. "
jonriise18 3
Some people....
piccalo 4
@19Thanks for the explanation. now I feel like I gonna puke.
MaceFaceLOL 8
No problem:D
steviesnm 6
An animal's best way to show appreciation is to take a shit right on whatever you've just accomplished. Take it as a compliment.
sealed_with_a_sm 2
Isn't that also like a sign that the dog is marking his territory??... Just wondering...
steviesnm 6
I'm pretty sure in all reality it just means the dog needed to take a dump.
DontForgetMe4 0
This dog is a master troll.
MaceFaceLOL 8
"trolololololol"
dayzz1 10
Trust that to happen after all your hard work!
le_troll 0
Woooo!! Aussies unite!! (I'm Australian too).
silentbutfunny 0
Woohoo, counterclockwise toilets!! You guys are such rebels!!
dayzz1 10
Ahaha Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!! Yeah I heard that our toilets flush the other way, wierd :)
MaceFaceLOL 8
That was not ice at all:D no? Okay.
jonriise18 3
No.
AssassinsCRB 0
Because thats on the first comment, maybe next time man
MaceFaceLOL 8
"wow that wasn't ice of him." "that was not ice at all" not the same comment just same joke. And I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.
Surrealful 2
Really? You were the second one to ******* comment on her post. Please shut the **** up.
ChaosAngel17 14
*Waits for the shitty situation joke*
anthonydude 9
Well isn't that a shitty situation.
DarkSanster 7
*Waiting for someone stupid to say that he/she is waiting for the shitty situation joke* ^^^Mission Accomplished
TylerOMFG 7
Man that sounds like he just told you he's the shit and what he thinks of your igloo.