Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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iFellytone 0
OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?
shady77 0
Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!
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shady77 0
Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!
kieran247 0
yea yea yea chocogatto12 your soooo smart >.>
iFellytone 0
OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?
kopei 0
Trolls will usually say YDI. :c
MK1029 0
Possibly because she fell on a rake. It didn't say "pushed" or anything. She fell on a rake.
MK1029 0
Maybe because she fell on a rake? She didn't get pushed or anything. She fell. On a rake.
chocogatto12 3
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I call fake. I've gotten stitches plenty of times, and i can tell you "ripping off the bandaid" would NOT rip out the stitches, unless the doctor was an idiot and put the adhesive part right on the stitches. Even so, unless the stitches were incredibly shallow, it wouldn't get ripped out of the skin. so- FAKE
harmony88 0
It's physics... provided the adhesive was indeed on the stitches... the larger the force used to rip off the bandage the greater liklihood there is for the stitches to be pulled out.
tdobby 0
I feel so bad for you and your friend is kinda really stupid... you need A LOT of power to rip off stiches
peasonearth 8
I call fake on your picture @96 No way in hell thats you
pie_flavor 16
I just both fyl and ydi so i know I've read this one.
thabeast 0
well its borderline for having that much of a retarded friend...
mister_moops 0
god, you're a ******* idiot. you probably make the dumbest excuses to think everybody deserved whatever they got. you would click ydi if someone's dad died and back it up saying "ydi for having a dad who is prone to death". diaf dickhat
mister_moops 0
god, you're ******* dumb. i bet you click ydi for every single fml and make up a stupid little reason to make yourself feel better. if someone's dad died you would probably say "ydi for having a dad prone to death" diaf dickhat
divesh777 0
yea man....ur actually rite!
NDnation44 0
settle down it a ****** website. why yell at people?
Edenbeam 19
FYL. This is definitely not a YDI.
drano 0
this is one of the first FMLs ive seen without a ton of YDIs in the beginning :O its a winner
chrispy0111 0
Holy shit. Ow. FYL.
drano 0
Im betting someones gonna come along saying "YDI for having friends" or something similarly stupid
smashyy 0
People are mean. And OP, FYL In no way a YDI
em0_AzNcHiKK_12 0
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0ucH!! i cAn iMaqInE tHa pAiN... =*C so...it was your FRIEND huh?? nice FRIEND u qot there
Ch0sen 13
Can you also imagine the pain of all those trying to read your comment?
sniperkit 10
What can you expect? The "12" in their name signifies that they ARE 12 years old.
BBoureaux 8
Stop using Q's for G's. You look so dumb when you do that.
yaoieclipse 3
Gamzee? HoNk :o)
shufflyn 16
I lost IQ points reading that
SchitzoFRIENDic 0
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Ohmygoodness, sweety!!! I am sooo sorry ;( well... Looks like y'alls relationship will take quite a while to "stitch back up" FYL.
pizz0wn3d 0
Who the **** taught you how to type? You only hit the shift key once per sentence. Two at the most
zargon 1
You know, while I understand your point, and I agree with it in principle, I'm not sure I fully agree with your assessment of "two at most". For example, you can easily see that I validly used five capital letters in the previous sentence and that in this sentence I also used three.
Tillenger 0
#20 Ad hominem attacks are lol. Props for using "you're" correctly though.
BLNovelist 0
Stitch might have gotten stuck on the sticky part, if the doctor put it on wrong. :o
Overcast117 5
Yes, it would appear that Mr. Pizz0wn3d is not very familiar with the English Language after all.
skatagurl 0
YOU HAVE ISSUES. wtf dude maybe your parents should have done that to you because you are obviously special.
meddude 0
"stupid friend is stupid" woooooow. it's a good FML with one mistake in it. look back at some of the previous ones that are much worse.
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
Emergency Room.
kyle_kbo20 0
Honastly! FYL for being stupid.
cha40_fml 0
I hate when people use the letter "q" instead of the letter "g"... i just dont get it.
omgx3ashleyw 0
wow, you're friend is a dumbass. I would have punched her in the face. fyl.