Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
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Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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PlutoSA 0
I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.
drakem 7
what a fail
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drakem 7
what a fail
sarah48_fml 0
wtf? lol if this happened at your own house it's definitely your fault and a fail. how did you not notice they existed for a year?..
allenrotstein 0
I've got some chicken breasts on my fridge that has been sitting there for about 3 yrs.. I'm shooting for 5 yrs.
DudeImBetter 0
mom do we have donuts!? yea they're in the attic! ok thanks mom.
hairt 4
I AGREE 27 whoo :P
tweetbaby14 18
OMNOMNOM!
redsfan 4
Also you are pretty much gonna die from eating mold.
zerobahamut03 2
just the thought made me throw up a little in my month.
zp5 4
do you eat cheese? if so you already eat mold.
OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0
Ydi for not 1) checking the expiration date on your food 2) not looking at what your eating, BEFORE you eat it 3) and lastly for keeping a year and a half old food on your house!!! People these days SMDH -______-
blue_eyes4602 0
That's gross op. why didn't you check them after you ate the first one and it tasted funny?
aaliyahbaybee 0
I fail to understand as to how you couldn't possibly tell they were old by looking at them. Within a few days they go all hard and nasty. Imagine a year later...eurgh >_<
jackygirl2 0
...epic fail... -_-
El_Mero_Mero 0
epic fail. that's sick. I woulda freaked out if I bit it, can't stand mold! :(
demonatrixx 1
gross
phatdaddy62 23
sick dude
Hisbabyforever 0
oh no! Im sorry for you ;-(
phorcep 0
third!
makemeasandwich 0
ydi for not checking the expiration date!
chuy92 0
ditto^
omgiitsme03 0
I check the expiration date before I eat anything. who wants to eat something old? not me.
sapphirestar 0
I can't bring myself to imagine the scene! so gross! =x
loski87 4
that is disgusting.
PlutoSA 0
I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.
kbomb22 0
explosive!!
docfan 0
cochino ydi for not checking the experation date