Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
Kickinchicken213 3
I'm totally in with #7 here! If only... maybe she'll know to use an apostrophe next time.
dol567 0
Thank you! THIS is why people need to learn to differentiate "you're" and "your". There's nothing more annoying than going online and people saying "your so cute!" to each other.
MissFae 0
Grrr typos >:( *date
dol567 0
#78 and #79 - thanks for also proving to us how to use 'your' incorrectly.
Juli_fml 0
i'm sure everyone said this already but THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR
Islander_fml 5
That is her ******* fault! She may have said that bad grammar is no big deal, but it's come and kicked her in the ass. She has no reason to complain. I've been hassling people to use good grammar all my life. Now I have a perfect example to hammer the point home. Thanks for posting! FYL.
rachel_anna 0
SHE deserves it for being an idiot. Not you.
howohsopasse 0
Not for nothing, but that's typical male-wishful-thinking on your part. Women don't typically say "I wanna see your nuts." That's NOT sexy. "Nuts" tends to be used in a more humorous or vulgar context, more-so by men than women. It's really not a term thrown around in the bedroom, especially by women. That should have been the first red flag to you. This is just another example of the blunders and blurred boundaries created by new types of communication. Still though, you really missed the memo on this one. Despite the personal nature of texting, you still ought to keep your professionalism in check with co-workers you don't know very well....At least not well enough to know if they'd be into receiving those types of pictures while getting organized for the 1pm meeting. Just keep it out of the office and as unconnected to you as possible when outside the office. People do get fired for these things, even if it doesn't happen in the office. Besides, your taking the fun out of the surprise by sending your coworker pics of that nature. If she is as interested in you sexually as you seem to think she is, let her find out what it looks like for herself. In other words, stick to your day job while you're at your day job. Save the kinky stuff for later with women you know will be okay with it.
Unlimitedaxl 0
why would you send her it anyways???
tkdhkdmaster 0
#31 Maddox has it all covered. No one cares if your puns were inteded!