Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
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weeping_willow 25
“Accidentally”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure you did. Just like how I accidentally let my dog shit in the neighbor's yard after he hit her with a rolled up newspaper. If you weren't planning on sending someone that dick pic, it wouldn't have been on your phone, or whatever. Apologize to the poor woman, delete the photo, and stop taking pics of your junk, or I will track you down, and castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors, before sewing your balls to your forehead.
tounces7 28
There are people in relationships or dating, who are consenting adults, who do exchange pictures of their junk, so there's no reason someone can't have pictures on their phone. He may have been planning or sent the pic to someone, but it doesn't mean he was planning to send it to her.
weazle 13
You won’t do any of that
BurnInDemonFire 39
Isn't the potential risk of sending it to someone else all the more reason not to keep dick pics on your phone? Consenting partner aside, shit like this can, and did, happen. Plus, it's nearly Christmas, so if OP does have a partner who wants a dick pic from him, he should have put a pretty ribbon on his junk, took the photo, and then put it in a gilded frame under the tree. For now though, seeing as he didn't include the info that it was meant for a girlfriend/boyfriend, dude is getting the biggest YDI since that chick who caused her boyfriend to crash his car while she was giving him a ********.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Try me, weazle. It's getting to a point where telling guys to stop sending unsolicited dick pics isn't enough to make them do it. A physical punishment for the world to see is what's needed. Kinda like James I parading Guy Fawkes' head on a pike through the streets of London. But not as harsh.
weeping_willow 25
“Accidentally”
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Did she send you any pictures of herself?
Levicicus 6
That was my Q too
Agent JPN 9
"Accidentally Sent" and "Junk Pic" never should be in the same sentence. You know you did it on purpose.
TooTall0231 9
Bullshit! A buddy text me at the same time I was sexting my gf and I sent a photo to him in stead, BY ACCIDENT. We're still friends but he won't open picture texts from me again hahaha
PenguinPal3017 19
These things are easier to accidentally do with a touch screen than they should be. They need to build safety into phones.
tounces7 28
That's useful....in retrospect. Not so useful for something that's already happened when you weren't aware of the app even.
whiskey'swino 15
I'm sure HR will believe the "accidentally".
fjvitt 14
What was the caption for the meme? “********” perhaps?
Envy22 32
YDI
GUYMAINE 16
SURE....
Dave_Davington 34
Just pass it off as a new meme. It's called Tiny Todger.