Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
shamille 5
lol it's her fault!
DankJemo 0
Well, you have evidence on her too... Just as long as you saved the text messages. She may have been offended but, she also needs to make sure she is making herself clear... Normally your and you're getting mixed up isn't that big of a deal... however, in this case there is clearly a big difference and things can be easily taken out of context over chat or text, especially when a person has poor grammar skills.
STN_fml 0
thats why you should always date english girls :p
sheni_009 0
This is what happens when someone is a dumbass who doesn't know the difference in your and you're. See, grammar really IS important!!!
bella_brasil 0
Lmfao! This has to be the funniest FML .
bella_brasil 0
Lmfao! This has to be the funniest FML .
Me27 0
Her fault. She should learn the English language.
rukusrazor 0
Bad grammar = a tea-bagging
davidtheday 0
Bad spelling and grammar make me (sic).
El_Oh_El 0
YDI. Not because of the messed up communication, but for posting your junk around. Didn't your mama teach ya never to send your privates around?