Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I tried to show my boss a funny photo on my phone. As I handed it over, a notification popped up from my mom that said, “Did you finally meet a nice boy or are you still feral?” FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
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Top comments
Ainarr 29
she only has herself to blame. i hate those kinds of people.
spinspinsugar 12
that's when you grab it the **** right back
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Comments (10)
Ainarr 29
she only has herself to blame. i hate those kinds of people.
Dale Gulley 8
Make fun of it. Ask if they liked what they saw lol
RichardPencil 32
Sue her for sexual harassment and phonal hijacking!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well seems like they are prolly gonna get written up or fired depending on where you work
RichardPencil 32
Or a raise and a promotion. Depends on how hot her nude was ;)
sickerthanyou 13
As your boss now it’s time for you to see it
spinspinsugar 12
that's when you grab it the **** right back
Brightside86 31
I would have done the same thing. swiping next on pictures is such an automatic reaction.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
You...you would have taken someone’s phone to keep looking through THEIR photos? You need to learn manners and respect boundaries because that’s a bullshit excuse.
galvinizd 7
Ask her to see her nudes now. Tit for tat.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Which is why you always enlarge photos a little before showing them to other people, so the swipe function doesn't work. By the time they've got it back to normal size, you'll have realised they're about to swipe and you take the phone back. Don't be worried about that looking rude, they're the rude ones for trying to look at your photos and taking your phone from you.