Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
nickk_v 0
hahaha wow, she's an idiot. how hard is it to know you're is a contraction for YOU ARE. ****** dumbasses. she should be fired for being stupid.
Zeegloo 0
People with crappy grammar bug the crap out of me! Sorry, man.
natividales 0
I'm not even American... and I HATE when people write "your" instead of "you're"... i ******* hate it
CinnamonSpider 0
That's her own dumb fault, what a bimbo. There's no excuse for not punctuating texts, especially when it can lead to something like this!
babydoll86_fml 0
Her fault! She said, 'Your nuts'. If she meant 'You're nuts', then she bloody well should have said so. Learn your own language, people! How the hell could she get offended at that.
bitca 0
Was the heat just coming from one side? You were probably annoying her and she just typed that out quickly trying to get you to leave her alone. I certainly know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' but I'm not going to take the time to make sure everything is correct in a text I'm sending to someone I don't even want to be communicating with.
GoMeat4103 0
Your stupid. Their gonna laugh at you at work now. /facetiousness
cheesefest 0
FYL because people need to learn how to use ******* apostrophes. And possible FHL because do girls really want pictures of dudes' scrotes? (NOTE: CORRECT USE OF APOSTROPHE. And that was a genuine question. Because I'm leaning to no, but it's not something I've ever asked a girl. Please do chip in.)
awkwardlykara 0
FYL because your coworker has a picture of the family jewels. YDI for flirting with someone who can't use the correct form of "you're."
fmlbaby_fml 0
I *HATE* when people switch "your"/"you're" and "their"/"they're"/"there". Did she not pay attention in school at all?! Big FML.