Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?
theshewolf 0
Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.
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Comments (151)
adelaide_evening 0
Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?
mje8995 0
Oi ve fyl for sure. Don't ub kinda feel bad for the op?
jenloveslaughs 6
#132 learn to spell please
subiedude08 17
Was that English?
sunnysunsunftw 3
"Forgot"
28actress 22
Also it doesn't say how long they have been dating. Maybe she got pregnant from a previous boyfriend and just found out; it's happened to others before
msrock 0
OOhh someone got pwned! FYL!
cheesybanana703 10
Idiot.
zander09 0
Maybe its a tumor.
Allornone 35
it's not a tumor.
theshewolf 0
Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.
crumblemumble 0
but then why would she say it's not yours?
grobo555 0
it could've been a joke.
molly_beee 0
Yeah..i had to get an ultrasound for my kidneys!!
lurkerman999 0
Well at least you don't have to worry!
Lauriebug 0
ha. haha. that sucks but i suppose you can't have a silver lining without a cloud, now can you?
MiriamSingsLoud 0
Typically you know you're pregnant for a while before you need an ultrasound, so she could have told you. Did she seriously just think you weren't going to notice?
Kai21 0
She could have easily just found out she was pregnant. I'm about 10 weeks pregnant, found out when I was 8 weeks, & had my first ultra sound 3 days later. Sometimes a woman will have a "period" when she's pregnant whichmy throw her off a little. I mean this lady probably did know sooner, but I just wanted to let you know.
mommy2cassidy 18
No, some women get dating ultrasounds after they find out. The anatomy scans later on in the pregnancy are not very accurate for dating the pregnancy.
kwbuzz23wk 0
I don't understand. That sounds like good news to me. The FML would have been if it was your kid!
skyttlz 32
she cheated
AlDavis 0
kick that **** in the stomach